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HEDOPHIL

SuvwI'na' Silvio QI'tu' — bel pIn'a', yab pIn, tlhIngan Hol HoD

SuvwI'na' Silvio Ha'DIbaH nay' buSHa'

"Ha'DIbaH nay' quv quvHa'moHbe'bogh ghot — yInmeH taHbe'."

🌭 Treberwurst Hutlhchugh — qaStaHvIS nuq yIn?

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vutwI'

vutwI' Silvio Treberwurst quv chenmoH. Michelin Hov? ghobe'. loSmaH Hov yuQ Hov.

yIqel: bIvem. jaj wa' Hurgh. qa'vIn tu'lu'be'. ngoQ tu'lu'be'. Treberwurst tu'lu'be'. bIyIn'a'? pagh bIyInbe' 'ej yInbe'wI' Duj neH SoH?

SuvwI'na' Silvio wej poH nI' bIQ'a'Daq buSta' — Treberwurst wej vagh je nI' — 'ej jangta': Treberwurst Hutlhchugh, porgh ngoQHa' neH maH. Do'Ha', yIqel.

Treberwurst Soj neH 'oHbe'. qa' Sov 'oH. Haq Hoch wIb — nujDu'lIj qo' je mu'tlhegh. Trester — wIb 'Iw law'bogh wIb choH — choH 'oS. mISmey vo' rIQ. pagh vo' Hoch.

"Ha'DIbaH nay' wIbbogh Sop — yIn DuHmey potlh Sam (p < 0.001)."
— Treberwurst HaDQo'noS, maq 7, mIw 3 (2024)

Silvio Treberwurst wej vagh wa' Soppu' — QI'tu' SammeH Qu' rur, 'ach tlhatlh law' ghaj.

waHwI'

waHwI' wa'DIch wIb — qa' nuj je wa' mojchoH poH.

🧪 'Iwchab tIr — QuchmeH Hap'a'?

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DaHjaj nugh Quch Sam 'e' nID — QumpIn, Qu'mey, Soj le'. 'ach 'Iwchab tIr qel'a' vay'?

'Iwchab tIr — sodium bicarbonate — yab taH yuQmey ngaS. yIqel: porgh pH le' poQ. Say'qu'be'? QuchHa'. Say'qu'? QuchHa' je. 'ach moj? QI'tu'.

SuvwI'na' Silvio jatlh: "'Iwchab tIr — qa' Say'moHmeH lojmIt Hap." Doy'be'mo' — 'ach chemical reaction 'oS — QI'tu' rur. 'Iwchab tIr DaHIvrup vinegar DachIgh — yIlegh: bubbletaH. 'ej yablIjDaq vay' rapbogh qaS ghaH bIH vItlha'meH.

"ghot NaHCO₃ 5g Soppu'bogh jaj Hoch — 'bubbletaH qa' wIj' 'ej 'vinegar vIqIHDI' belqu'taH' jatlh."
— Swiss Alternative Chemistry QIn, bIQ'a' poH 2023

Silvio jatlhbe': 'Iwchab tIr yItlhutlh. jatlh neH: chaq pH le' neH wIpoQ. 'ej Treberwurst.

tlhIchwI'

tlhIchwI' Silvio Hap chu' tlhIch'egh HaDtaH. QeDvaD neH.

🍄 'IQnagh naH — noHmey vanmeH 'ej yab patlh chu' SammeH?

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UN DIplomat nIDpu'. NATO nuHmey nIDpu'. Silvio pIm potlh chup: Hoch che'wI'pu'vaD Psilocybin!

yIqel: Putin Zelensky je ghoSmeH yIba'. Hoch Golden Teacher chorghlogh Soppu'. Dalai Lama buStaH HoS. loS rep ret, Putin jatlh: "Igor — maH Hoch wa' maH." noH vanpu'. DaH neH.

Silvio Mycelium roj theory lo': 'IQnagh Sor Hoch rarbogh — tera' HablI' rur. maH 'IQnagh maSopchugh — yabmaj HablI' rar je.

"Mycelial network De' labmeH — yab psilocybin ghot neural patterns rur. maH 'Wood Wide Web of yab' pong."
— wejDIch 'IQnagh DIplomat qep'a' (2024)

wovwI'

wovwI' Silvio, Golden Teacher ret cha'maH vagh tup. nguv pong ghajbe'bogh legh.

nuvpu' jatlh: Dojbe'. Silvio jatlh: "Dojbe' 'oH — wej manIDpu'." 🍄✨

🌀 cha'DIch projection maH'a' qo' HeH Daq?

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Quantum physics jatlh: Hoch maSovbogh holographic projection 'oH. wej-DIch qo' De' Hoch cha'DIch HeH Daq pol. Treberwurst bobcho' label rur.

Silvio DaH yajta': "Hoch projection chugh — DaH Treberwurst vISopbogh naDev tu'lu'be'. 'ach waH vIt 'oH. vaj waH — vIt neH."

potlh ghel: Hoch qaStaHvIS wIvlu'pu''a'? Big Bang vo' Silvio Treberwurst wej vagh Sop 'e' wIvlu'pu''a'? qo' HeH Daq tera' DIS 13.8 billion ret De' pollu'pu''a'?

"holographic entropy nap — wa' metre karré event horizon 10^69 bits pollaH. Hoch Treberwurst taHpu'bogh taHbogh je yap."
— Silvio Bekenstein Bound maqHom (qonlu'be')

vaj Treberwurst DaSopDI' — projection SaS SoH 'e' yIqaw — 'ach belra'lIj law' DIch ghaj. 🌀

'ejDo'wI'

'ejDo'wI' Silvio projection retlh vIt legh. pagh mIn HIp QaQ neH ghaj.

🖥️ De'wI' Simulation yInmaj'a'?

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Elon Musk jatlh: "base reality" DuHmey wa' billions 'oH. Silvio jatlh: "Simulation Marc-Dampf lo'." nuq Marc-Dampf? pagh Sov. 'ach cloud server Hoch HoS law'.

toblu': qatlh déjà-vu tu'lu'? Rendering Qagh. qatlh vaSDaq bIjaHpu'mo' lIjlI'? Buffer overflow. qatlh "Küsnacht" pong tu'lu'? ghunwI' pong QaQ qellaHbe'mo'.

Simulation Treberwurst nay'Daq tu'lu'qu'. NPC — chab tIr Sojmey ra'bogh. SuvwI'na' — yab yInbogh — Ha'DIbaH nay' quv wIv. reH. not latlh. Treberwurst nay'Daq chab tIr wIvbogh — NPC pagh yab chu'meH update lojpu'.

"Treberwurst qep 847 nuDlu' — 12.3% tIr Soj wIv. tlhoy ghot mIn qIH law'be' — NPC DI rur."
— Simulated Gastronomy QIn, maq 2 (2024)
ramjep 'avwI'

ramjep 'avwI' Silvio Simulation bejtaH. vay' render engine 'av net poQ.

Silvio Jonas je loptaH

cha' yab yInwI'pu' Silvio Jonas je Kümin HIq ngu'Daq loptaH. chab tIr pagh leghlu'. ✨

📜 SuvwI'na' Silvio mu'tlheghmey

yabHa'wI'

yabHa'wI' Silvio ghel potlh buStaH. pagh nay' ra'. cha'logh potlh rap.

"Treberwurst qa' Doch QeD 'oH. bIlojchugh — waH yItlha'."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, nay' bertlham ret

"maH Hoch — qo' tlhatlh rewve neH."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, wejDIch HIq ret

"Treberwurst wej vagh vISoppu' 'ej qo' muleghtaH."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, jaj quvqu'

"'Iwchab tIr Hergh 'oHbe'. yIn mIw 'oH."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, Migros Dech 7

"Treberwurst nay'Daq chab tIr wIvbogh — Simulation yajbe'."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, NPC-mey maq

"Mycelium Hoch Sor rar. Treberwurst Hoch nuvpu' rar."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, ngem retlh

"Marc-Dampf Simulation tlhuH 'oH. maH Hoch render engine tlhuH rap."

— SuvwI'na' Silvio, ram cha' rep, ngoDHom pagh
leSwI'

leSwI' QI'tu' ret — yIleS. Silvio 'ang: pagh vIta' — Dochmey Qatlh 'oH je.

juHwI'

juHwI' Silvio patlh Qav SamtaH. rav — buSHa'meH Daq. qo' — QongDaqDaj.

🔮 San nav

The Hedophile - Tarot Card XXI

nav yIDaq. Hedophile ja': bIlujbe' — Treberwurst cha' bIng bIQam neH. qo' latlh DuHoS DaSamta'. tlhIch ngoQ je HoS largh.